Man who had sex with a GOAT is jailed for six weeks

He had already been banned from every farm in the country in a bid to protect livestock and initially denied the attack but changed his plea

A man was jailed today after he admitted having sex with a goat in a barn that led to the animal needing veterinary treatment.
Robert Newman, 23, had initially denied the attack but changed his plea and was jailed for six weeks. He must also register as a sex offender.
In a court statement, the goat’s female owner said: “My husband is worried about me being on the farm on my own.
"This person has cost us a considerable amount of money because we have had to install security cameras.
"We have also had to pay for vets fees and antibiotics for the goat’s injuries.”
Newman, who had already been banned from every farm in the country in a bid to protect livestock, was described as suffering from “isolation rather than depravity”.
A statement from him said: "I don't want to be this bad person anymore, I just want to get on with my life and do good.
"I want to stand before you and say I am sorry and I just want to be back with my family."
Defence lawyer Anne Ellery said: "This is a young man suffering from isolation. Treatment is something he’ll need to seek.
"He’s accepted his delay in admitting the behaviour is because of embarrassment and shame.”
North West Wiltshire magistrates court heard Newman, of Devizes, was under an eight-week suspended sentence for burglary when the attack happened in the town in April.
His jail term will run at the same time as his burglary sentence. Chairwoman Gail Chilcott told him: “We accept this is an isolated incident.”

A Mermaid captive?

A government whistleblower told the general public that they are keeping a female sea humanoid in Area 51. The creature is reported as being inteligent, and is learning human language. She is unable to breath Air, for she is being kept inside a Water Tank.
A team of scientists including biologists, psychologists, antropologists and medics is taking constant care of the subject, while learning about the mermaidic culture, their way of live, and where do they live. Some religious zealots are already gathering on the neighbouring cities claiming that mermaid is a sign of the end times.
The poor creature is also rising tensions between animal rights groups, but is it right to call her "animal" if she is a inteligent creature?
Our source Whistleblower, who, for obvious reasons, will not reveal his name, also told us that the creature expresses emotions in the same way we do, and she is looking very sad and depressed for, acording to the biologists, no apparent reason.

We will keep you posted on updates on this bizarre situation. Let us hope this will not trigger any war between humans and sea monsters.

Dolphin-Human Hybrid found. Are Mermaids Real?

A Dolphin-Human hybrid was found in Iran by two tourists. At the begining they thought it was just a seal or even a dolphin, but then it revealed human-like arms.
Scientists studied the video footage and came to the conclusion it was a human-dolphin hybrid.
So this is bringing once again the Age Old question: Are mermaids real?
" If mermaids are real they are either conspiring against Humanity or are living in fear of us" , said an Iranian scientist. "They seem to be hiding on the waters and never revealing themselves to us, why do they want their existence to be kept secret?" added the same scientist, during an interview.
This could be the begining of something revolutionary, are we on the eve of some First contact with another inteligent species, and, surprisingly, on our own planet?

Cat Saves Firefighter

A cat saved a firefighter from a certain death while the same firefighter tried to save the very same cat from a tree.

It was a normal summer afternoon in a small peaceful town near London when an Aged lady called the firefighters to help in a classic case of "Cat stuck in tree".
The cat, named Daisy was hiding in a tree because she wanted to get a sun bath, when the firefighter came to rescue her.
When the firefighter tried to climb the tree,a car colided against the firefighter truck, and the cat jumped to the firefighter and dragged him away from the Burning Fire truck.
Both the Lady, the cat and the firefighter are safe and healthy, the driver who colided with the firetruck, however, died.


Philosophers are already debating the status of the Dog as the Men's best friend.